The 285 Rules of Aquisition

For those that like their latinum gold-pressed, here are my favourites from the Ferengi rules of aquisition:
#8: Small print leads to large risk.
#44: Never confuse wisdom with luck.
#47: Never trust anyone whose suit is nicer than your own.
#74: Knowledge equals profit.
#190: Hear all, trust nothing.

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